ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me
special skills: I can type the lyrics of a song at the same time in which they are sung
Your shirt and pants are unnecessary take them off
There really should be a concert where everyone shuts the fuck up and only cheers between songs, so I can have a live version of every song without bitches screaming like they’re being killed.
its called an ed sheeran concert
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.