WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
That person is in the right field! So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.
Needed this tonight
I lost it at we need tissues
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
how do people murder people when i cant even ask workers in stores for help without getting nervous
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time